I ran into you at a local hardware store this Friday - let's call it Not Lowe's - and I helped you locate a particular kind of carpet cleaner (and the Arm & Hammer). You were so charming (and hot) that I haven't been able to get you out of my mind since. I felt like there was a spark there. If by some Nature's Miracle you're reading this, you really made my day, and I would like to see you again.