Meet the iGallop, the equestrian simulator that promised to give you abs, balance, and possibly enlightenment through gentle mechanical bucking.
Turns out, I’m less “giddy up” and more “sit down.”
Used about three times, never yelled “yee-haw,” and has been quietly judging me from the corner ever since.
✨ Features:
• Simulates horseback riding without the horse. Or the dignity.
• Great for your core and for confusing guests.
• Makes you feel athletic… for about six minutes.
Almost new. Comes preloaded with a sense of optimism.
Perfect for: aspiring cowboys, bored fitness buffs, or anyone who enjoys a good mechanical mystery ride.